Okay, here’s what you need to understand going in: my mother is mentally ill, most likely with borderline personality disorder (characterized by certain patterns in a person’s social interactions). She is extremely passive-aggressive, as well as manipulative and emotionally abusive.

Around sixteen years old, when I was just beginning to realize how fucked-up my family relations were, I devised a rule for myself: information = ammunition. You see, anything my mother knows about my life will be twisted around and used against me. Today, tomorrow or ten years from now. And the end result, that ammunition, may bear no actual relation to reality. She takes these bits and pieces, turns them over in her mind, and makes what she wants of them. So my #1 rule of self-protection in this relationship is withholding.

The other thing you need to understand, I will go into below the emails.

So…

At Feministe for the next two weeks?

That’s right. ME! Here’s my intro; be sure to check in at Feministe over the next couple weeks to see how things are going!

Buddy has more chair-time:

Whoops. Dozed off there.

Mitsy wants to know what the deal is with these chair things:

… and then retreats to her more typical hideout: the window.

After getting kicked off my low-income health insurance at age 18, going several years uninsured and uninsurable, sticking out the 24 month wait after being approved for Social Security disability payments before I could join Medicare, and then losing those payments and that Medicare because I had the temerity to get married (according to our system, my husband is not an equal partner but, because I am disabled, my expected caretaker, thus removing the burden of care from the state), I finally got a taste of the insurance all those class-privileged people have — you know, employer-based insurance (that actually is insurance and not those fake “discount plans” or “you can pay us a premium, but we don’t actually cover anything a human being might need” scam plans that low-skill employers offer to give the appearance of being socially conscious).

I am lucky that my husband is employed by the state, and represented by a strong union, so his health care benefits are good.

I was upset when I had to transition from one side of provided-by-the-state care to the other, because it was considerable work for me and for my health care providers, but over time I have come to be immensely grateful for my husband’s benefits. Rather than filling 30-day supplies of my medications at retail pharmacies and, every month, running into some hang-up or another that left me without one of my medications, or having to space out my medications, for days or weeks at a time, I now receive all but one of my medications in full 90-day supplies (including four packs of birth control pills, not three!) with no hassle. I order the medications online, and if the prescription is run out, my doctor is notified, and he sends a new one in electronically, and everything proceeds as normal. My medications arrive in the mail within days. It is the easiest it has ever been for me.

So now I am free of what was probably the biggest burden I had to bear in obtaining reliable health care. The only medication I still receive a 30-day supply for is my Vicodin, which is not considered a “maintenance medication” (despite filling the same function as my Lyrica, tramadol, Effexor, cyclobenzaprine and Mircette) and thus must be filled retail. Even that process has been considerably smoothed since the insurance switch, though not devoid of problems entirely.

And now I never have to deal with obtaining a referral for anything that wasn’t a yearly checkup with my general provider. And I have a single insurer, rather than feeling guilty every time I handed over my four insurance cards to my doctors (my retail employer’s scammy discount non-plan, my Medicare plan, the separate HMO for my MAWD and then the MAWD itself) and knowing the billing hell they were going through just to get payment for their services.

Alas, though: my troubles are not over. My husband’s insurer, like so many other employer-based insurance groups, has become enamored of these “incentive programs” that are supposed to, you know, “provice incentives” for patients to “lead a healthier lifestyle!” Mainstream conservatives and liberals alike seem to love these things. It’s a way to pretend you’re addressing the God-awful fucked-up shabby mess that is the American health care system and its soaring costs, but without actually, you know, doing anything to make these patients healthier. Actually paying for the health care they could use? Pfah! No, just “incentivize” them to exercise more or stop smoking.

These “incentive” programs, more often than not, do not take the form of an actual positive incentive for such “good” behavior. More often, patients feel the effect of a negative punishment for not being the Super Fit And Healthy Ideal Able Body. They end up paying more in health care premiums (by losing out on a “discount” for being a successful participant) or losing their health insurance altogether. Or, they simply feel the burden of having to jump through hoops no able-normative person would ever have to — the second shift for the sick.

These incentive programs would not be worth the money and effort if there were not a stick behind that carrot, a way to enforce good health on the people. It should go without saying: health is not something that should be enforced.

My husband’s ensurer has a yearly health survey that all participants — including every covered family member — must participate in to be eligible for the lower premium. This is not a five minute survey; it is fairly involved. And I am always nervous about answering questions from my health insurance provider: more often than not, when I inform them of this problem or that — even those insignificant in the grand scheme of things — it results in a loss of coverage, increased cost, or additional steps I must complete to continue receiving the care that I do.

This nervousness comes, especially, from my time spent uninsurable on the individual market due to preexisting condition. When I was younger, I created and held steadfast to a very important rule with my own family: Information Equals Ammunition. In the insurance market, this rule is sadly just as applicable.

Every year, after taking the survey, my husband is informed that he is dangerously underweight and action needs to be taken to correct this state of being. My husband is 5′9″ tall and weighs around 120lbs. This is his natural state. He eats a healthy diet, he walks to work and back every day and gets a fair amount of exercise beside that. He inherited his very lanky body frame from his mother, who is even skinnier than he, and jokes that when she was pregnant she never actually gained weight; at the end of her pregnancies, she looked just like she does now, but with a basketball contained in her tum.

When my husband played football in high school, he was actively trying to gain weight both through diet and muscle-building exercise — and he plateaued at 140lbs. Now that he is not weight-lifting on a regular basis, he hovers around 120lb. This is a BMI of 17.7, barely more than I weighed when I was a teenager — the difference being that I was significantly undernourished, and he was more-than-properly-taken-care-of.

So once a year, he gets yelled at a bit about his weight. He is healthy in literally every other way, his one and only health concern being a minor bit of TMJ pain which he now has completely under control. But he does not fit the widely-understood able-bodied “norm,” and so Something Must Be Done!

I take the same survey, and of course I am provided with tips for stress reduction and admonishment to see a pain specialist. I am now very slightly overweight, so of course I am also admonished to “park further away!” and “take the steps instead of the elevator!”

Recently, I have been receiving messages on our home phone from our insurance company, encouraging me to call them for the opportunity to participate in an unnamed program, for unnamed rewards. These messages piss me off, so I ignore them, even though I know there is a strong possibility that it might mean our premiums would go up. I planned to contact them at some point or another, but it was not high on my list of priorities, and still they kept calling every other day.

Then I received a letter, in a tone that can only be described as a lament, that I had not responded and would I please pretty please call them, this time finally informing me that it was for their “Healthy Back Program.” Oh great, I thought. And I caved in and called.

The woman who answered gave me the spiel I expected. And my reply, in a sweet voice, was (closely paraphrased): “Yes, I have chronic pain from fibromyalgia and endometriosis,” and she replied with a somewhat disappointed “Oh” — but I interrupted to continue: “I went in last year for lower back pain, and I spent the entire year going through various programs and treatments to help it. I had to go under for a laparoscopy which led to being diagnosed with endometriosis, and I’ve now been through physical therapy and even have a personal TENS unit to address the pain.”

“Well, unfortunately that means you are not eligible for our program, because your pain is chronic…”

Mm-hm. I am sure you can hear my disappointment.

This is the same health insurance company which paid for all these tests and treatments and has on record exactly what my condition is, what the background is, what medications I am on and which treatments I am partaking in. I provided this information in the health survey. It is very clear that I have chronic pain conditions. But because I even mentioned low back pain — a common focal point for people who like to cry about “overdiagnosis” and “overtreatment” — I was immediately flagged and referred to this oh-so-special program.

It’s just one more little thing I have to fend off to be able to continue on my treatment course. Just like every time I visit a new doctor, counselor or other practitioner and have to patiently go over every disclaimer about why I am on this Vicodin and why I have this symptom and why this and why that, and that yes I am being closely monitored by competent doctors and am following my treatment course as prescribed would you please leave me the fuck alone so we can get on with things.

And it’s exhausting, always having to be at-the-ready to explain these things. It’s just exhausting in a way that no able-normative person will ever fully understand, period, and I am confident in asserting this. It just drains you, even though each of these encounters is small and relatively easy when considered individually. But it accumulates, it weighs on you, and the knowledge that you always have more to come — that is the worst of it.

This is what people with disabilities go through in a health-obsessed culture, a culture that sees personal health as a responsibility to the collective, and any person who in any way deviates from the designated health “norm” (which changes regularly and is not as science-and-reason-based as these people like to think) is failing their family, community and nation, that they are dragging them down — being a burden.

And we all know what the result is when disability, or any health abnormality, is constructed as a burden.

From the beginning, we knew I was an artist. It has always been a part of my identity, something everyone simply knew.

I never fancied myself a photographer, though, as a child. I colored and painted and sketched; I played with ceramics and sculpting clay, with yarns and plastics and pom-poms. All of that Meant Something; it was not what I did, but Who I Was.

And yet I played with photography continually; my mother would buy a roll of film and I’d have it filled within the hour. I loved to pick up my twenty-dollar Wal Mart 35mm camera, to follow the cats around the house taking pictures. It was so satisfying, the snap and rolling noises, removing the film at the end, excitedly filling out the film envelope at the store and waiting patiently for the week we could afford to get the photos developed — then pawing through the stacks of full envelopes, and breaking the seal, the anticipation of what might lie inside…

And yet I never imagined that I could call myself a photographer. All of this, it was not Who I Was. It was just something I did. It didn’t Mean Something.

I don’t know why.

Late in high school, just as my disability was setting in, I took a strong interest in photography. I had been working with the school newspaper, which was feeding my love of visual design, which had been developing since age twelve when I got a computer and started making my own web pages. I was the tech and copy editor(s), so much of the visual presentation of the paper was in my hands. And I loved it.

Photography was something that caught my eye: the art of photography has a strong basis in design concepts, and yet it resulted in something so much more … classic. Free-standing. Boundless.

I saved money, and did research, and between Christmas, my birthday, and graduation gifts in my senior year, I was able to purchase a “prosumer” level digital camera — not an SLR, but offering many more creative controls than your typical snapshot camera.

March of 2004 is when that small black beauty finally sat in my eager hands. That same month is also when I was just beginning to recover from the most severe and serious flare I had experienced, which had me out of school for several weeks that January, then kept from attending school continuously for some time afterward. I was just getting on my feet again that March, just beginning to catch up with everything I had missed until that point, just beginning to collect all of the make-up work I would have to do to get my report card out of the F graveyard… my very last semester of school.

I took comfort in this new little device. It was something to learn which did not weigh down my consciousness, fog up my comprehension. This was not book learning; it was tactile and visual, and it came naturally, guiding the movement of my fingers and positioning of my body to obtain fresh angles, and even the mathematical balancing, shutter speed and f-stop and film speed, was intuitive.

And it cost nothing, once I had the camera. No rolls of film, no waiting for developing. Just space on my hard drive.

My camera would become my best friend as I looked ahead to college, where I was to face multiple health crises and major life changes. Whenever I was not well, I had something to take comfort in, to help me escape from hostile reality.

There is something about photography that exceeds the intellect. Oh, you use your knowledge and intellectual ability to manipulate all the mechanics and mathematics involved. But it is so much different, so far from the problem sheets of school, occupying a different space in the brain, utlizing different mental muscles. It is grounded in that intellect, but it sprouts forth and grows endlessly, obeying no boundaries, becoming whatever you wish to make it be. No intellectual space can hold the zone I enter when I have that camera in hand.

My disability does affect this art. Most so, my hands are shaky, never steady, always moving, and with occasional spasms. I had so much trouble early on, finding it nearly impossible to take pictures requiring a low shutter speed (below 1/30). I couldn’t afford the beautiful machines that handled higher ISOs gracefully, which would have allowed me to play more within this low shutter speed situation. But they were beyond my reach — still are, really.

It has taken me years to learn how to compensate for this. Years and years of failed attempts, frustration, disappointment, self-criticism. And it has come only little by little. And it is not complete.

But there is a physical knowledge there, and my muscles are being trained to hold steady in certain places, certain ways. I have learned to brace against a wall, chair, pole or rail, or even my own body. I have learned tricks: to extend the LCD screen out to the side, so that I can hold the camera at both ends, keeping it safer from unintended movement.

I cannot steady my entire body. It is simply not a trick available to me. But I am learning where to focus my energies, which muscles to use which ways.

And my photos are turning out much crisper, clearer.

This comforts me. When my art is crisp, clean, readable, I feel the same inside. When it is foggy, unfocused, poor quality, I feel the same inside. I feel frustrated at my inability to communicate what is going on inside this complex body to the outside world.

Learning how to do that more effectively… that is a life-long lesson.

This box is something I’ve had for probably 7-8 years. This cat is something I’ve had for three. The bottom of the box should have an inscription: Any resemblance to actual cats is purely coincidental.

This one is pulled up from the archives. Buddy has some Chair Time.

You know the Microsoft Minute?

A unit of time whose literal length is constantly changing due to rapid miscalculations of a computer wielding an operating system developed by Microsoft (i.e. Windows 95).

My husband had the brilliant idea to apply it to me and my various disabilities: the Manda Minute. To wit, “We’ll be out the door in five minutes!” will probably mean twenty, but it will change constantly as time progresses, and could end up being only eight minutes, or even — thought very rarely — two.

I try to be as honest as I can about time estimates, but there are so many fluctuating considerations and variables that it’s almost impossible to know for sure. I overestimate as it is, but chronic overestimation makes guessing useless anyway — if I say twenty minutes when it’s actually going to be five, what good am I doing anyone? and I’m going to be screwing with the medicine I have to plan out, the periods of activity and rest, and so forth.

Welcome to my life.

The mess in my apartment never goes away. We get this room clean, and that room clean, and the other, but rarely all at the same time. Even when we push to get everything in order, there is always something neglected — usually my mess in the second bedroom where I keep all my art supplies, strewn about, which I always promise to myself to organize but never get around to doing.

I’ll organize this, and organize that, and it will help me keep my life together for a time — organizing my closet or my deskspace or the living room — but as soon as a stressful time comes, and they come with regularity, the organization goes out the window — I throw my clothes on the floor and never pick them up, food kept on my desk with nail polish and sewing thread and sticky notes — it’s always the concept of, do what is necessary now and put everything in place later, when you’ve returned to “normal” energy state and can handle it.

But life seems to move at a faster pace than my body can keep up with. Maybe could keep up if I had a normal amount of energy, then I’d have the space and drive to get that make-up work done regularly, if I still weren’t able to just maintain everything as I went along (that being the idealized perfect state to which we aspire, right?). Maybe if I had the energy that I have when I’m at my best — but all the time — things would be great. And when I’m at my best energy level, I feel like I could continue things like that, if only I did this and changed that and kept things this way. And I try those things as they come to me, I am constantly reorganizing my entire life, never stop fine-tuning, trying to make things more efficient. But it’s never enough, I just don’t have enough in me to keep up with it all.

So maybe we get the junk off the floor and vacuum and swiffer everything, and tidy up around the edges of things, but there’s still that mess within those edges, still always something just sitting in a jumbled pile that I’m supposed to get to later. No matter how well I am — and even with an able-bodied husband doing more than his share of the work — we never get it all.

I have trouble thinking when I can see clutter. What it is about it, I don’t know, surely some gender considerations there, my insecurity about my disability always looming, and my personal idiosyncracies. But when there is visual clutter, my brain locks up and it is so much harder to process very basic things. And if only it were as easy as getting up and taking care of the clutter, then the energy I would be using on thought processing goes to the physical labor of cleaning, and I’m back to blank square one anyway, and a day later the clutter is back again.

And that’s the cycle I find myself in.

One day, a couple months ago, I sat in this chair trying to comprehend what I was reading, with a mess on the floor in my peripheral vision, and I spun around and thought to myself, why can’t this be beautiful?

This mess, this disorder, everything that comes with a life well-lived? The clothing on the floor, the half-filled mug of tea, the unmade bed, the shoes in the entryway, papers scattered about? Why do I feel like it weighs me down? Why can’t it be like the wrinkles and mottled skin and greying hair acquired with age: a reminder of everything you’ve done to earn them, a window into the life you’ve lived to get them?

Why can’t it be an indicator of richness? Why can’t it be something positive?

That one moment, I felt it deep inside. And it hasn’t come back. I just can’t look around and not feel weighed down by everything being so disordered, feel it reflects poorly on me, look at it and see nothing more than “something I should be doing but can’t do.” Something that is my responsibility, but I haven’t the capability. That is what pulls at me when I look at my mess, my beautiful mess. All I can see is everything I can’t do, while simultaneously feeling, in the back of my head, that I can do it but choose not to and that I am just of poor character, lazy, unmotivated, irresponsible, inconsiderate, slothful and selfish…

Maybe my physical mess, then, is a manifestation of my mental mess.

I just want to know. Why can’t I be beautiful too? If this is all I can do? Why do I feel lesser than the middle class folks who have these lovely tidy homes, not perfect and still full of personality, but tidy? They get to be beautiful, they get to be responsible and considerate. Why can’t I be too, if this is all I can do?

What will it take for me to look at that mess again, and see something grand? Will I ever see it again?

The original deadline was set for tomorrow. I’m running a little behind, but please know I have received your contributions, and those who emailed with questions should get a response within the next few days (hopefully). The deadline will be set at some point in the future; I’ll let you know once I have time to sit down and review everything that has come in so far, so that I can get a general outline of the post I will be writing once all contributions are in. I’m aiming at having a post up around the end of the month.

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In the run-up to Game Seven of the Stanley Cup Finals tonight, I have posted my photos from Game Six, Tuesday night (June 9th) at Mellon Arena.

I was in the midst of an awful whole-body migraine at the time, and ended up taking more painkillers than is technically safe to be able to attend the game. But this is the kind of thing that happens once in a lifetime, and it is one thing I firmly decided when I was a teenager in high school facing the choice between completing assignments or attending this or that social event (Prom and Grad Nite, mainly): there are times where I will sacrifice my physical wellbeing for the sake of participating in something that is important to me. I will not let my disability keep me from doing something fun, just because it is “fun” and therefore not allowed for the chronically ill (who face pressure to never, ever do anything that takes any sort of energy which is in any small way enjoyable to them — because then they are failing in their responsibilities to everyone else in the world, and seen as transgressing the dominant narrative of disability as a tragedy, something to somberly nod to one another about).

This doesn’t mean I abandon all responsibility and throw myself into every trivial thing that comes along. It means that I already have to sit out most events because of my disability, and I already have to put a disproportionate amount of energy into the basics of life, and I can’t let myself fall into that rut of always doing the more Serious and Important thing because that’s what I’m supposed to do, so yes, sometimes, I will say “fuck it,” bear the consequences, and go do that Really Fun Thing I was wanting to do, because I should not be denied participation in these things — sport games, concerts, art festivals, dinners out, parties, etc. — or shamed for daring to participate in them, just because I am disabled.

Anyway, pictures. I managed to get picturesof both Pittsburgh goals, as well as that crazy insane shift at the end of the game where Rob Scuderi stepped in front of the net and did some stand-in goaltending for the waylaid Marc-Andre Fleury. Enjoy.

The entire set

Me with Iceburgh, the Pittsburgh Penguins mascot (as posted previously here):

Inside Mellon Arena just before the game began: