Well, I’ll get to Lundvqist later. But because today is my twenty-fourth birthday, I thought I would share with you the hotness that is Marc-Andre Fleury!

Beware: extremely image-heavy below the cut.

Fleury is a 25-year-old French Canadian from a small town near Montreal. The beginning of his professional career in hockey was starting and stopping. I would describe his play as exceptionally talented but inconsistent: when he’s good, he’s unquestionably in the top few of goalies in the league, but his quality of play isn’t level; it goes through highs and lows, and he can have pretty bad games, but very quickly rebound and demonstrate exactly why he is so valuable to have around.

Please note!

He normally does not wear the ugly moustache on his upper lip that show in a couple photos; it is a NHL tradition to let your facial hair grow unabated during the playoffs in hope of a full beard by the time you win the championship — he is so much hotter with his usual understated soul-patch, which you will see more of below.

(In general, the pictures get better the closer to the end ;))

For a long time Fleury wore bright yellow pads/gear, but eventually switched to white because the yellow was so easy to see against the background of white ice and thus easier to get around — white blends in enough to make it more difficult for offensemen to get past.

Fleury’s teammates most often describe him as immature, happy-go-lucky, care-free — he never seems to take anything too seriously, is always ready to have some fun, and is a general goofball.

A couple magazine covers from his younger days:

In mask:

He appears cross-eyed when you see him looking out of his goalie mask from a certain angle. I find this endearing.

In action:

The moment we won the Stanley Cup…

Winter Classic (Ty Conklin was the man in net that day, but there is always another goalie dressed for the game):

Victory parade (which we went to, which sucked but at least I can say we went!!)

Interviews and press conferences:

(Fleury can never talk without grinning. It’s adorable.)

GLASSES OMG:

Named to Team Canada:

Sidney Crosby walking with Fleury. The shirt Sid is wearing was a team t-shirt the 2007-2008 season (iirc) which had the word “SACRIFICE” written on it in the five different languages spoken by various members of the team. (This picture shows just how damn lanky Fleury is. You may have noticed I have a thing for skinny guys.)

In the locker room:

No comment!

I told you he was a goofball:

(I found this one with the filename “poor sleeves.”)

No comment again:

*cough*

Puppy!

Convinced yet?

How about a video of Fleury rocking out to Rock Band with a wild white wig and pink sunglasses?

I rest my case.

hodgepodgeia is a seller who makes, among other things, “saddle bags,” chair caddies, bed caddies and walker bags:

Smartie Pak, Jr.

Image description: An over-the-arm bag for armed chairs, with a zipper pouch and several pockets.

Easy Reach Scooter Pak

Image description: A bag that hangs over both sides of the seat on a scooter or powerchair, with various pockets and pouches for storage

Walker Bag

Image description: A bag that hangs over the front handle of a walker, with a pouch on both the front and back side with various pockets inside for storage

The seller appears to be open to custom orders — if you prefer a specific fabric or color scheme, or other reasonable changes.

This is what is so wonderful about Etsy: you find people making quite innovative products, often costing less than you would pay even at the cheapest brick-and-mortar store, and most of them are open to working with you to produce a custom product for your specific needs or preferences. You can reference their current items and former sales (linked on the right-hand column of their storefront: X items for sale, Y items sold) for the types of materials and fabric patterns they have used, as well as styles of product they are capable of making, when figuring out what sort of modifications to ask for.

Further searching produce a variety of products including padded seats, pocket scarves, more walker bags (of various styles from various sellers) and a range of other items.

All it takes to buy from Etsy is a free account, which also allows you to message sellers with questions about their items or inquiries about the possibility of customizing. And if you make anything and would like to sell it, Etsy provides a very nice platform for selling your handmade items with what appears to be a very reasonable fee schedule (around 20 US cents per listing, all listings created equal). There is a huge variety of items available on the site — up to and including baked goods, teas and houseplants! — and it’s a nice little community.

See also: my last post on Etsy items for people with disabilities/chronic illness.

This is the game Mitsy plays with me when I sit at my desk. I’ll touch her on the front side, then reach around to a spot of fur poking out under the shelf in the back, and she flops and rolls around feigning great surprise and indignation, mewing at me — then flopping back around and staring expectantly for me to continue. This goes on til my arm gets tired reaching up, and she’ll keep rolling and flopping for some time, staring down and meowing at me.

And pictures.

Mitsy cuddling on my lap.

Both of them on my desk, stirring up trouble.

Buddy is a big huge bully. Often he will fight his sister out of whatever spot she occupies — on the wide open floor, in a box, on a chair, or in this case, on top of my desk — and either take over, or just wander off. Bully, I tell you.

And then they took a break.

Buddy may have been better named Dusty.

From the O-R: K***** Y****, 13, and his sisters K****, 9, and K********, 4, tend to their patch of tomatoes this afternoon at (the garden)… K***** also is a garden guardian who waters all of the plants on a regular basis.

Look familiar? My thoughts are conflicted in that post, about the real root (so to speak) of our modern issues with connection to our earth, but make no mistake: this garden is an unequivocal positive for the people who use it, and it makes me inordinately happy that it is here.

There are two things going on here:

* Professor Gates, who has a cane so that he can move independently, could probably have made it down the stairs on his own. That’s not to say without pain or difficulty — but he wasn’t helpless. The reaction to this photo presupposes that the crippled man must be completely unable to help his own damn self, and that it is noble when the able-bodied officer presumes to “help” him. Do you see what this does? It removes Prof. Gates as an agent; it makes him, instead, an agency-less object, existing for the purpose of the able-bodied man: this time, as a signifier of character (taking on that noble burden).

* Speaking of noble burdens: the race of the men involved cannot be ignored. Sgt. Crowley is a white man helping a crippled man. In the right wing’s reading of this photo, Sgt. Crowley becomes a symbol of whiteness: an example of the way in which white men are Good, in which Good is defined as the way white men do things. Think boot straps: this fantastical myth is all about the inherent goodness of the white man, who does things the right way, in contrast with the minorities, who are too lazy, selfish, etc. to bother. Sgt. Crowley presuming to help Prof. Gates stands in contrast with President Obama, who is walking ahead, minding his own business. This shouldn’t be an issue, but it is seen directly in front of the white man taking on the noble burden, and thus becomes an indictment on the character of the shiftless, self-absorbed black man.

Who was it for?

Of course it was reported as a sort of reconciliation: a way to help Prof. Gates and Sgt. Crowley make up. But that wasn’t what it was.

To sum: Prof. Gates arrived home after a long and tiring flight, and couldn’t get in his house. Someone called the police, thinking that a stranger was breaking into his home. Police arrive when Prof. Gates was already in his home and calling a locksmith. Prof. Gates shows ID to Sgt. Crowley proving this is his home, may have been “belligerent” in doing so. Sgt. Crowley responds by luring him to his front porch, where he is handcuffed and arrested for disorderly conduct. Outrage ensues; charges are dropped. (Police insist the original caller reported that black men were breaking in; recordings prove that she said nothing about race at all.)

Journalist asks Obama about this during a health care press conference. Obama says a few predictable, innocuous things, then says that it is obvious that the police “acted stupidly” in arresting Prof. Gates in his own home for no crime committed, then makes a simple comment about the inarguable history of racial profiling in this country.

Sgt. Crowley objects loudly, saying the President is “way off base.” Sgt. Crowley is obviously very upset, and the police force is standing in solidarity with him. The country is beginning to criticize Obama for admitting the troublesome racial aspects of the story; the conventional wisdom is becoming that Obama bit off more than he could chew in “bringing race into this” — and white America will make sure that he is taken down a notch for it.

So Obama invites the two men to the White House for a beer. The country reacts with mild derision — but the attacks begin to fade. The issue is neutralized.

See what’s going on here? White man does something unfair to black man. Black man protests that this was unfair. White man’s sensibilities are offended at the accusation that he could ever be An Unfair-ist, makes this into an argument about whether or not he is a Good Man (being unfair would necessitate that he is a Bad Man). All his friends know that he is, in fact, a Good Man, and they stand up to say as much. Black man looks around, realizes that the numbers are not on his side. That everyone has ignored the unfair way he was treated, and his family and friends have been treated throughout history. That there is unrest among them, and he may face very real consequences if he presses the issue any further.

So the black man backs down. Makes conciliatory noises. To soothe the white man’s feelings. So that the white man won’t cause him any more trouble.

What was this beer summit about? Did Obama really think he was going to solve the issue of racial profiling and police officers behaving unethically by inviting two men out for a beer? Of course he didn’t. That wasn’t the purpose.

The purpose was to get the offended white man (and his white friends) to shut up and stop causing the black men trouble.

And I don’t blame him.

Quick, think of a disease or condition that affects only men and is considered by a large portion of the population to be fake, created by the pharmaceutical industry, or psychosomatic.  *Sound of crickets.*

An excellent look at the gendered construction of medical conditions at the Women’s Sports Blog.

Most of the language about credulous patients being duped by Big Pharma is directed at women and conditions they suffer from disproportionately.  Women are, after all, emotional and have the ability to create amazing physical symptoms solely from their minds.  At the same time, women’s bodies are considered to be in a constant state of abnormality relative to men’s bodies.  The word ‘hysteria’ is etymologically related to the Latin word for uterus, which was long considered to be the site of women’s mental health problems, and hence its removal is called a hysterectomy [...]

‘Just get out and exercise’ or ‘just change your diet’ is fairly lousy advice for anyone who hasn’t been able to get out of bed. But as a society we still maintain the illusion that changes in hormones, brain chemistry, or the like are failures of self-control or willpower.

She also discusses the disproportionate burden laid on mothers of disabled children. Read the whole thing.

Buddy has taken a liking to a shoe box I threw on the floor one day while digging through my closet. He really, really doesn’t fit. It’s buckling out at the sides and from the top, it looks square — despite being a normally-constructed oblong shoe box. But this is my 14lb kitty who’s actually too thin for his skeletal frame, so he fills it out pretty well.

I think he looks like a bit of a cat-box-boat. Sailing the linty red seas.

Around the corner, about a quarter mile down the street, there is a small plot of land across from the rows of public housing, next to the community center. It was just untended grass until several months ago, in the springtime, when small squares were outlined with wooden planks, and the ground inside filled with soil. Then the shed was built, and the fence was put up.

Welcome to the neighborhood garden.

Community gardens are a great way to make use of space — to grow your own vegetables, herbs and so forth — to feed your family, save some money — and to develop a connection with the lad you live on — to have a hand in creation, nature, sustenance.

I was across from the fields, growing up, but in a different way. Most of my elementary classmates were children of undocumented field workers. The food that makes it onto your plate by way of your local supermarket has a good chance of being tended and harvested by these families.

They were not picking grapes and lemons and walnuts for pleasure, for self-realization. They were not feeding their families with this food. Their work was for the rest of the world.

They were connected with the earth, for sure. But it was not quite the same connection as that developed by participants in community gardens.

Many of these gardens serve underprivileged, disadvantaged communities — as this one — who are struggling to keep their families well fed and provided for. But it strikes me every time I sit to think about it: these two different ways of relating to nature are both borne of hardship, of poverty. They are connections forged by the reality of subsistence. They operate in different ways, with different results, but they grow from the same root.

I smile whenever I pass this garden. It is thriving, providing nutrition for poor families and a bright site of beauty in the middle of a run-down area.

But I wonder whether we could ever come up with a more holistic way of dealing with these issues. One which does not leave some families chained to the earth in the reality of capitalistic agriculture, and others disconnected from it in the reality of modernity and urbanism.

Today’s roundup brought to you by oh look a feather toy!

An acquaintance of mine shared a post that linked to Peter Singer’s latest piece in the NYT Magazine, “Why We Must Ration Healthcare.” Most of the article focuses on the fact that health care is currently rationed in the U.S., whether by price or by less tangible factors such as ER wait times. I don’t disagree with that part; that’s nothing more than a clear-eyed look at the reality that the American health care system has barriers to accessibility. Where Singer goes off the rails for a demonstration of Able-Bodied Privilege 101, however, is when he discusses how to put a value on human lives as a precursor to putting a value on health care. In order to demonstrate the utility of quality-adjusted life-year (QALY) in rationing health care, he uses the example of how an able-bodied person reacts to a hypothetical situation in which they become quadraplegic, and how their desire to live changes. He then goes on to present a situation in which persons with disabilities (PWD) are damned if they do and damned if they don’t: he suggests that if a PWD is happy with their life, they don’t need any treatment that would improve their lives, and if a PWD is not happy with their life, then it would be wasteful to spend money on treatment that would improve their lives.

I consider this a must-read for anyone who is new to disability rights. Pizza Diavola does an excellent job showing where Singer’s logic simply falls apart, and in fact his arguments do not make sense without assuming the supremacy of the able body. But disability is not an inherently bad experience; it only becomes this phenomenon of tragedy and suffering when society refuses to provide support for people of all sorts, rather than upholding the narrow and unstable health ideal.

Following Singer’s logic, we would pretty much never seek to improve our lives in any way because to do so would admit that we were not happy with our lives beforehand, and if we were happy with it, then it would be useless to do anything to change it. How this is seen as a rational analysis of New York Times caliber, I’m not sure. But apparently Peter Singer hates the wheel, the microwave oven, cotton fabric (admitting that life wasn’t good enough without versatile and insulating body covering!), the printing press, public education, agriculture, language, music, sunscreen, and buildings (admitting that life wasn’t good enough without shelter from the elements!). Among other things.

But because disability is constructed as a tragedic deviation, we end up with nonsensical, circular arguments such as these. And it has unfortunate influence, and will further marginalize people on the basis of their inherent inferiority and thus forfeited right to life (any life, according to Singer, who would have us all killed or otherwise eliminated rather than complicating things for the currently abled — and no, unfortunately, this is not exaggeration or extrapolation; he has advocated exactly this).

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This clip from British tv show That Mitchell and Webb Look has made the rounds as a short and sweet parody of gendered advertising. I think it is also useful as a look at medicalization and the way medical conditions are presented in popular culture.

Transcript:

[Blonde, average-looking woman standing in front of white background, reacting to voiceover by crouching and grimacing, with graphic overlay of radiating circles emphasizing different areas]
Woman: Ow. My stomach!
Man’s voice: Do you suffer from gut agony?
Woman: And my head!
Man’s voice: Tension head? [Woman nods, grimacing] Got that bloated feeling?
Woman [beginning to look slightly surprised and self-conscious]: Ooh…
Man’s voice: Inevitable wrinkles? The beginnings of lady moustache? [Woman covers lower half of face with hands] And now you’ve pissed yourself again? [Woman crosses legs] Women. You’re leaking, aging, hairy, overweight, and everything hurts –
[Young boy walks on set in white dress shirt splattered in colorful stains]
Man’s voice: — and your children’s clothes are filthy! No wonder men long for other, less clammy women. For God’s sake, sort yourself out.
[Image appears on screen of assortment of several hundred personal care products, captioned "APPROX $279.99, THE LOT."]
[Woman walks onto set toward couch, with large, bulging full tote bag on one shoulder]
Woman [tiredly]: Now I’m free to live my own life, my way! [falls back onto couch]
[Scene changes to white man in bathroom with razor]
Man’s voice: Men! Shave and get drunk!
[Man has satisfied look on his face as he opens medicine cabinet, finds glass of beer sitting inside, picks it up and smiles smugly, taking a sip]
Man’s voice: Because you’re already brilliant.
[Man smiles widely at camera as woman's hand appears, groping his chest]

ginmar speaks movingly about mental illness, military veterans, and the phenomenon of “fallen women.” A few pieces; there’s much more.

It’s a pain in the ass to experience. Frankly, you’re no fun to live around during this. I mean, people have been brought up on movie mental illness, where you turn into a sweet, soulful, funny, insightful, tragic, tormented character who Teaches Important Lessons, before dying in a beautiful way that gives the hero or heroine a chance to win an Oscar.

It’s especially bad if you’re a woman, because you’re supposed to live for others, do for others, and do this al behind the scenes. The fact is that women who transgress in some way—bad mothers, not mothers, convicts, the sick, the non-sexually rebellious—-are often abandoned. Women are supposed to stand by their man. What goes unsaid, what’s kept secret is that ill women are resented, dumped, and have to face a dual burden of illness and ill-treatment. There are approximately 6,500 homeless female veterans of this war. Homelessness is often the worst and final stop on the mental illness ladder. It’s bottom. Then, too, homeless women in general are ignored. When the truth is overwhelmingly awful and about women, people just shrug their shoulders and put it down to life. When women get angry about this treatment, they often find the mentally ill label used to stigmatize them.

[...]

Suicide tidied things up neatly. By killing herself, the victim had provided her family with a tragedy over which they could weep, instead of an inconvenient complication who aroused questions that were literally unthinkable for the thinkers of the day. With her gone, so was any reminder.

[...]

What’s interesting is that both male and female soldiers are often regarded in this way: better a flag-draped coffin than a living, complex, and often angry veteran. What a drag. Better a tragedy than a complication [...]

That’s the work of a certain class. The resentment is very much the attitude of the person who discovers that those who serve are also those who know their worth. That wasn’t supposed to be part of the deal. You’re supposed to work round the clock, then disappear when not needed, grateful and humble for scraps from the table.

Which is why maybe soldiers like me, especially women, are often greeted with sadistic gloating when we crumble.

The vet had nothing but complements for the two of them. Buddy, in particular, always gets exclamations of surprise for his coat, which is medium-length, thick, and soft like flannel. (Mitsy’s fur is long and soft like silk. I love petting both of them at the same time.) He’s doing beautifully, now three years and three months old and healthy as can be. We hope he will stay with us for many years more.

They screamed the whole way to the vet’s office in the car — but as soon as we entered the door, they shut their traps — because there was another cat there already yelling louder than both of them. They behaved perfectly for the vet, then started screaming at me the minute I took them back to the car. Brats.

Mitsy immediately ran off to clean her leg where she received one of her vaccinations.

I decided this week to dig up an old-school picture of my dog, Rainey. She lives with my mother in California — we could bring the cats over to PA to live in our apartment, but not the Chow-Chow/black Laborador mix. She’s an absolute sweetheart (with a black-spotted tongue!), and a handful of Mom’s friends and acquaintances have threatened to steal her. I miss her a lot. We haven’t been to California since we got married just over two years ago, and probably won’t be able to make it for at least a year more.

(Yes, I blinked.) Helping Mom plant some flowers in front of her house, back in 2004.

(Cross-posted at Feministe.)

…. but wait, you say! That’s not a cat! No, it’s not, but it’s cat-related!

I’m growing cat grass. I’m trying it with plain ol’ wheat grass seed in a packet, and growing from one of those kits at the same time — this one has wheat, oat and barley seed. This is my first time actually potting plants with my own soil, germinating the seeds etc. Yeah, it’s not much but it still has me excited. This is the two pots (kit seed, packet seed) on our window sill.

Now for some actual cats! Mitsy gets comfortable in some awkward positions.

Buddy, on the other hand, is lying belly-up as usual.

Would that I could borrow some of his bliss.

(Cross-posted at Feministe.)

Whoops. Dozed off there.

Mitsy wants to know what the deal is with these chair things:

… and then retreats to her more typical hideout: the window.

This one is pulled up from the archives. Buddy has some Chair Time.

I was in the midst of an awful whole-body migraine at the time, and ended up taking more painkillers than is technically safe to be able to attend the game. But this is the kind of thing that happens once in a lifetime, and it is one thing I firmly decided when I was a teenager in high school facing the choice between completing assignments or attending this or that social event (Prom and Grad Nite, mainly): there are times where I will sacrifice my physical wellbeing for the sake of participating in something that is important to me. I will not let my disability keep me from doing something fun, just because it is “fun” and therefore not allowed for the chronically ill (who face pressure to never, ever do anything that takes any sort of energy which is in any small way enjoyable to them — because then they are failing in their responsibilities to everyone else in the world, and seen as transgressing the dominant narrative of disability as a tragedy, something to somberly nod to one another about).

This doesn’t mean I abandon all responsibility and throw myself into every trivial thing that comes along. It means that I already have to sit out most events because of my disability, and I already have to put a disproportionate amount of energy into the basics of life, and I can’t let myself fall into that rut of always doing the more Serious and Important thing because that’s what I’m supposed to do, so yes, sometimes, I will say “fuck it,” bear the consequences, and go do that Really Fun Thing I was wanting to do, because I should not be denied participation in these things — sport games, concerts, art festivals, dinners out, parties, etc. — or shamed for daring to participate in them, just because I am disabled.

Anyway, pictures. I managed to get picturesof both Pittsburgh goals, as well as that crazy insane shift at the end of the game where Rob Scuderi stepped in front of the net and did some stand-in goaltending for the waylaid Marc-Andre Fleury. Enjoy.

The entire set

Me with Iceburgh, the Pittsburgh Penguins mascot (as posted previously here):

Inside Mellon Arena just before the game began:

Jordan Staal’s first goal:

Tyler Kennedy’s second goal:

‘nother panorama:

And the sequence of crazy man Rob Scuderi:

WE WON!!!:

The #1 Star, a.k.a. my “boyfriend” Marc-Andre Fleury:

A pano of the arena after most of the fans had gone:

And the laser logos the arena cast onto key buildings in downtown Pittsburgh:

Head over to check out the whole set.

“Halp”

Buddy has what we call “Chair Time.” There is something about these kitchen chairs that drives him crazy.

And Mitsy, true to her feline roots, fits herself into small spaces.

Cara posted about it at Feministe. And we do love Cara, but the thread there (and at Hoyden About Town) quickly devolved into fail, several directions of fail in fact. I just want to walk you guys a little further in one of those directions with me.

Candace left the following comment:

As a PWD, just know that I agree with almost all of what you’ve said, Lillith. I’ve seen sooo many instances of abuse, most often of people carrying their many shopping bags out of the huge mall and then pulling out of their accessible parking space.

I understand why it is so viscerally frustrating to watch seemingly able-bodied people act totally able-bodied while also visibly taking advantage of privileges meant for disabled people. I think everybody gets that, on a deep level. But this feeling comes from many places within us, and uncomfortable though it may be to admit, most are rooted in internalized ableism.

Coldneedles responded:

I have chronic fatigue syndrome. I don’t currently need accessible parking, but I can imagine it in the future because I’ve been declining quite rapidly. I could then very well be your so called “abuser” of the system.

Want to know why?

Well, if I live by myself I will need to go shopping at some point. To do frivilous things like buying food and clothing. I will calculate that I will suffer more if I don’t carry heavy bags. because then I will need to come back and use my precious energy on more driving, walking and even getting presentable so I can go out. Once I get back from the mall I will collapse into bed and not be able to do anything for the rest on the day, possibly even the next two will be affected.

But you wouldn’t see that. Neither would you see the things I have to do to make sure I can go- resting before hand, taking medication, taking rest breaks in the mall itself.

Would it be better if I was denied an accessible parking space, merely because I can technically carry heavy bags? Even if that meant I could not go to the mall to supply my basic needs? Even if that meant public places were inaccesible to me?

Coldneedles, you are not the only one.

Before I moved out here to Pennsylvania, I spent a year living on my own in southern California, attending Cal State Fullerton in Orange County. Ultimately, that didn’t work out for me, but I put up a good fight before bowing out.

I spent my first six weeks in the dorms before being kicked out, because they provided no priority access to housing for students with disabilities or distant students (CSUF was four hours from my hometown of Visalia), with 800 bedspaces for a school of over 38,000 at the time. And then I moved to an apartment about five miles away, in Orange. I began school that year in June, and was without a car until the end of September, leaving me dependent on the public transportation system. In Orange County, that meant the buses. I’ve written about the experience before, here.

So to get food, I had to use the buses. The nearest bus stops were about a mile away from my apartment either way. Then it was a short ride down the street — about a mile — to the nearest grocery store. Then, the walk around the grocery store, and then making my way back to the bus stop — through the bus ride — and the walk back to my apartment from there — now carrying all those groceries.

My disability is, and was, invisible. I managed to make those trips for those first few months. I wouldn’t've made it as long as I did if I didn’t eventually get that car, though.

I had to make a calculation, every time: 1) how much can I reasonably carry? and 2) how often can I make this trip?

If I carried less, that made the trip easier. But it meant I was going to have to make that trip again much sooner, and overall more often. Which would end up dragging down my physical health much further. But there was a limit on how much I still could carry. And if I tried to overstuff my tired arms to keep from returning too soon, it made my condition considerably worse in the short-term and only marginally better in the long-term.

This also meant I had to buy many more processed and boxed foods, because I couldn’t get too much that could be outside the refrigerator or freezer for more than the hour or so it took me to get home (between bus connections and the walks), and because I only had so much energy to prepare food for myself when I was devoting all this energy just to buying the food and getting it home. And, of course, that meant poorer nutrition, which didn’t help my physical state much either.

It was a calculation I was destined to lose, pretty much.

So yes, you might have seen me — a tall, slim, healthy-looking 20-year-old woman with no visible deformities who walks upright with a normal gait — carrying bags of groceries and walking a considerable distance with them, including up the flight of stairs to my second-story apartment. That doesn’t mean I wasn’t disabled.

You also didn’t see me slump those bags to the floor at the doorway, with only just enough care to keep them out of the door’s way so I could slam it shut as I slumped my tired body to the floor/couch/bed, and resting a few minutes before putting away what had to be kept cold but leaving the rest for several hours later, when I had rested more and finally recovered enough to get up and move around again.

This is a calculation I go through every single day of my life. How much work do I take on, and how do I pace it?

Take today. The cats’ litter box desperately needs changed, but I don’t have any litter left. And I need new tights for a job interview tomorrow morning. So I had to go out. And I went to Wal-Mart. Because Wal-Mart had both tights and kitty litter. And it wasn’t going to do workers any better for me to drive to PetSmart and then to JC Penney or Kohls, the two choice’s I’d've had otherwise, than to get those things at Wal-Mart. So I went to fucking Wal-Mart.

And when I got there, I took a normal parking spot. And it was a fucking mistake. I do my best not to use my disabled placard unless I know that I absolutely need it, because there are never enough spaces, and I don’t know who else might come along who might need that proximity parking more than I do, and I feel guilty about it. Plus I like to avoid the glares from people when they see that young slim white chick step out of her bright red two-door with a sun roof and a spoiler on the back (which was the best car available to us in a hurry when I totaled our old beige sedan a year and a half ago) with that blue disabled placard hung from the rear view. The less I deal with that shit, the better.

So I parked about fifteen spots farther away than I would’ve parked with the disabled placard. And I got out of my car and walked in the door. And there were no carts.

I laughed about it with the couple right in front of me. They picked up a basket. I didn’t bother, because the litter wasn’t going to fit in it.

I could have walked all the way to the other end of the store to get a cart, or gone exploring the parking lot for a stray one. But that was a lot of walking I honestly did not feel I could do — so I decided I’d just get the cat litter last so I didn’t have to carry it around the store. And that was going to be a serious physical burden on me. But it was the least physical burdensome option I had available to me right then.

So I walked over to the “intimates” section in the middle of the store and grabbed a box of pantyhose, then trekked back to the side of the store I started at.

I also need some new hair stuff (which is as much a matter of comfort as it is of looks). And I know my husband hates sitting there while I look over all the different stuff that’s available and compare ingredients and compare prices and so forth. It can take me a little while. So I figured, because the hair-stuff aisle was right next to the cat-litter aisle, I would use this time to do my comparison shopping. No one else was in the aisle when I walked around the corner, and I kneeled down where the stuff I wanted to look at was, and started looking.

At that point, a middle-aged woman pushing a somewhat older woman in a wheelchair came in. And behind her, another woman pushing another woman in a wheelchair. The second said “excuse me” and I looked up, ready to straighten and move out of the way, but it turned out she was merely teasing the first couple of women, whom they apparently knew.

The assistant women (so to speak) strolled the older women down the aisle, asking “Do you prefer any certain brand?” and picking one thing up to show them, and so on. And it made me grateful that, at least for now, I can do that sort of comparison-shopping without having to ask someone else to fetch the things for me — because I know myself, and I know I’d feel too guilty and “prideful” asking for something like that. Those are the sort of situations where I throw my hands in the air and deal without — whether it’s something Really Important that is actually going to affect me quite negatively, or whether it’s looking for new hair-stuff, or whether it’s trying on clothes so I can look the way *I* want to — because that little voice in the back of my head starts repeating, “burden”… and I don’t feel like I have a right to any of those things, the minute someone else has to do anything for me to have it.

And I couldn’t help but feel guilty, in the middle of this conversation: I, the slim young girl, standing there between two boomer-age women in wheelchairs, trying my best to give them space and not get in their way — and I just wanted so much to be known as disabled, too.

I was finished perusing, for the most part, so I rounded the corner back to the cat litter and grabbed the small box — which costs me more money, but I can’t handle the giant pail, even if my husband carries it in and out for me, because it’s too heavy to lift and pour from when I’m actually doing the box. But the “small” box was still 21lbs.

And as I shoved the pantyhose under my left arm, and picked up the box of cat litter and started walking, the first couple of ladies also rounded the corner. And I had to say “excuse me” because we almost ran into each other.

And oh God: having just wanted to connect to these two women, to be recognized as disabled, too — here I am carrying a very heavy box of cat litter in my arms, without a cart or anything, right in front of them. And I thought: if I had made any mention of my disability before, what would they be thinking of me? Right now, it was just “able-bodied young girl.” But if I had, would it now be, “Faker“? “Abuser“? “Oh my God, I can’t believe she has the nerve to claim to be disabled, there she is carrying an awkwardly shaped twenty pound box with no assistance, just look at her“?

Me, a few days ago on a “good day” with my hair done and dressed up, and then today, with my hair pulled back in the first shirt and pants I picked up.

I made a beeline for the checkout lines, trying to maneuver between crowds of people without having to stop or stray too far from my path. And there was only one express checkout line open on this side of the store, and there were four people waiting in that line and nowhere to set this box down. So I went to the nearest regular line, where I could set the litter box down on the belt behind two women’s cartfulls of groceries, and stand there longer than I’d objectively have been standing in the checkout line — but without somewhere to set this box down. (Lifting from the ground is simply not feasible for me, period.)

These are the sorts of little tradeoffs people with chronic illness make all the time. I was so flushed and in so much pain at this point, standing there for five minutes longer actually hurt me considerably. But it was less hurt than I’d've sustained the other way.

So I waited, then it was my turn, and when the cashier didn’t give any indication of an intent to move the litter from the belt to the bagging area, I laughed lightly and said “Yeah, leave that there. I just couldn’t stand in the express lane holding this, I needed to set it down. There were no carts when I came in…”

Why did I feel like I had to justify myself?

So I swiped the credit card, put the bag with the pantyhose in it over my arm, took a breath and hefted the box up to my chest again. And I made a straight line toward the exit. And now, there were eight or so carts in the cart area. So I plopped my purchases down in the cart, to take out to my car. Which was about five times as far a walk (from store entrance to car) than if I’d have used that disabled spot…

And when I got to my car, of course, guess what was waiting there for me?

So: I was a seemingly healthy twenty-three-year-old who drove herself to the store, picked up that twenty pound box and carried it to the checkout line and then out the door. Can you imagine what people would say if they saw me carry that box straight to my blue-line parking spot?

I am a disabled woman. Just because you don’t see it doesn’t mean it isn’t there.

The greatest thing to happen to the world of sports since the advent of the telecast.

During their run for the Stanley Cup in spring 2008, the Pittsburgh Penguins, teamed with Consol Energy and Trib Total Media*, decided to put up a giant LCD screen facing the grassy area outside Mellon Arena, so that fans without tickets to the game could stop by — or camp out — and watch the game. For free.

Every game (weather permitting), home and away, was shown on the Big Screen. And fans responded. The place was packed. The energy was incredible. Even better the chance to gather and watch the games that did not take place on home ice.

As entrance (such as it was) was free, the team collected no direct revenue. But they set up concessions — barbecue grill and so forth — and made a good penny off of that. But you could still bring your own food, non-alcoholic drink, your own chairs/blankets/accommodations, and so forth. It was an open and free atmosphere. The area was not roped off, not guarded, not ticketed.

And it’s the most freaking genius thing ever. Yeah, they weren’t gonna make a buck off tickets, but they drew a whole lot of fans to the arena. They fanned the flame of fandom, cementing enthusiasm for hockey in the budding fanbase of Pittsburgh — an area that previously cared only about its precious Steelers. (My husband, a Pirates fan, has quite the complex about this, and I actually share his distaste for antagonistic element of Pittsburgh football fandom.) They found a way to make money off of local fans even when the team was playing an away game. And for once, more people than those who could afford the price of playoff hockey tix were able to gather in support of their team.

It’s playoff season again in Pittsburgh. We never would’ve thought it two months previous, when the Penguins were in such a slump that they aspired to a tenth-place finish in the Eastern Conference, but their fortunes rose and here they are: first round against their bitter rivals the Broad Street Bullies. If there’s one way to draw a crowd to a Penguins game, it’s to play against the hated Philadelphia Flyers! (I think it betrays Philly’s inferiority complex: why would they care so much about little ol’ Pittsburgh if they did not see us as a threat? Ha.) And fortune indeed shone upon us: the Pens get the home ice advantage.

And the team was smart enough to agree to put up the Big Screen again this year! A fan can’t help but be excited. Having had my share of bad experiences with booking overlord Ticketmaster, and being newly unemployed, I can’t exactly afford the price of playoff tickets. But I can afford the two-dollar T fare up into the city. And indeed, we are planning to go to every game possible. Because it’s an incredible experience, one I wouldn’t miss for all the world. I will always cherish the memories of the games we were able to attend last season, when I was new to the city, settling in to my new home. Forming an identity.

And I’m glad someone had the bright idea to do it. I can’t wait til tomorrow night.

See scenes from the May 4, 2008 game against the Rangers pictured above in my Flickr stream.

* Yeah, I’m not happy that my hockey team’s fortunes were sold to** Big Coal. And I know progressives aren’t a huge fan of the Scaife media. But one out of three isn’t bad, right?

** God, I’m going to miss Mellon Arena. Oldest arena in the country, and the city sees that as a bad thing. I love that fucking place, inaccessible as it is (and O, is it inaccessible!). But I’m still both a hockey newb and a swPA transplant, so I don’t get to make that call. Unfortunately.

Photography is more than a casual hobby for me; it is something I genuinely love to do. And I like to think I do a pretty good job of it. Playing with color, angle, perspective, focus and detail — I feel the same thrill I feel putting brush to canvas. There is something about art that truly does reach into the furthest depths of self. My photography has carried me through several particularly rough times in my life, and added unsurpassable depth and joy to some of the best times. It is also an art I can put to work even when I am not at my physical best. I don’t know that I can express how valuable that is to me. And I can only hope that others find some enjoyment in the work I put out.

Right now the pictures are from two Penguins playoff games last season, with some kitty pictures sprinkled in between. There’s much more to come.

Incidentally, a friend of mine just posted some of his pictures, and he has more patience than I — he’s described each photo, and he manages to be rather funny doing it. It’s worth checking out, seriously.

my body, and everything i use to take care of it.

Tomorrow is Love Your Body Day. The boundaries defining NOW, the sponsoring organization, are widely known to be drawn (conveniently) around the Western ideal of the financially privileged white life. But, much like feminism as a whole, I feel there is something of value at the core, something of use to all of us.

I find little use in campaigns and projects claiming to sprout from a respect and appreciation of the human body, which decry an unfair media ideal, but whose aim seems to be — not to deconstruct that ideal in an attempt to destroy any ideal whatsoever — but to deconstruct that ideal so as to replace it with one more conveniently molded to their own experience.

I do not want to replace the size zero ideal with a size six ideal. I do not want to look at the impossibly tiny waists and replace them with well-defined waists always significantly thinner than their accompanying hips and bosom. I don’t want to look at the airbrushed, overtanned, bleached blonde ideal and replace it with an ideal that includes pores and a range of hair color, but only on caucasian and white-skinned bodies, which are still skinny and perfectly toned, with smooth caucasian hair that’s allowed to be stick straight to a little wavy, and always the bright open eyes and blinding smile, always a smile.

Instead of an ideal, instead of merely shifted expectations — we need to blow that ideal to pieces, and in its place, put a purposeful lack of expectation, put a willingness to consider, put a confident knowledge that one may be faced with anything, anything, and put a curiosity, a sense of wonder, an ability to find beauty, rather than have it delivered.

Bodies, bodies, bodies. When we tell one person her body is beautiful because it is not this, or that, or that other thing, we tell another person whose body is one of those things that her body is not beautiful. When we tell one person her body is what we should be celebrating, we tell every other person whose body is different that they are still deficient — only in a different way.

(And as an aside: when we tell one person that real beauty is natural beauty, no modifications, no adaptations, no change whatsoever — we tell every other person on earth, every person who ever does any single thing to change their body, how it looks, what it does, how it feels — we tell them that they are not only deficient — they are committing a grave moral sin. Do you use mascara? Have you ever cut your hair? Why do you eat what you eat? Have you ever taken any sort of medication, for anything from a cold to cancer? Ever visited a doctor, therapist, or other practicioner? Ever injured yourself, and applied an antibiotic and bandage, or a set and cast, to make your body do something it would otherwise not do on its own? Do you wear glasses or contact lenses? Do you wear shoes? Do you shave? Well then.)

Instead, we should tell each person: you are a full, whole, valuable person. Look into yourself. Curl up deep within yourself, forsaking the outside world. And look around. What do you like? What feels good? What does good? What is it about your physical self that makes your life a little bit better?

Maybe it is how your body looks. Maybe it is what your body does. Maybe it is how your body feels. Maybe it is not any of these things. Maybe it is something else.

Look at your body, look at it, every day, look at it and think to yourself, and seek out that which is good. Good. Not good for them. Good for you.

What do you delight in?

What will you?

Body image is a question not only for just-under-average-sized upper class white girls and women. Body issue is a question for all of us. Women and men alike. People of color, mixed races, different cultures with different values. The fully abled, the disabled, the deformed, the deficient. Every one of us, as human beings, has to deal with the reality of our bodies as they are and how that conflicts with the expectations the rest of our society has of us. This is expressed in different ways for different persons and different society. But not one of us, not one, is unaffected.

So I invited everyone, even those who know they are not NOW’s target demographic — I invite you all to participate tomorrow. Seek peace with your body. After all, you can never escape it. But your body is not your adversary. Your body is you.

Love yourself.

My doctor is massaging my insurance companies to pay for me a good TENS unit.

I have been using the electrical stim at physical therapy for a little over a month and combined with some simply stretching exercises to help build strength and flexibility, my awful lower back pain is mostly gone. Woohoo!

My therapist sent me home with a loaner unit on Wednesday and I’ve been playing with it ever since. I love it. It takes some trial and error to get it to stick in the right places, but it’s helped quite a bit.

And it’s something I can have on my person at all times — not just at home (hard to keep a gel pack on my back all day) — that interrupts the pain signals, meaning I can reduce my pain killer use correspondingly. The fewer narcotics I take, the better. Especially with that full-time desk job I will be starting in a couple weeks.

But I am a naughty girl. I have been browsing Etsy for a cute and stylish case to carry it on my hip…